Why the lurkist can't suck enough dick for satisfaction?

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Well...?

because he is a mutated freak with a clitoris in the back of his throat and when he get's pregnant his placenta is in his ass so it feels like he's constantly getting ass raped
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50%
because the taste of feces and sperm remind him of his mom's meatloaf he loved so much as a kid
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33%
because he just likes the taste of man root and it doesn't necessarily mean he is gay.
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17%
 
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the lurkist
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Post by the lurkist »

May be a more appropriate question is how come Horatio ended up in ICU with the only guy in need of a proctologist consult because he had his head jammed up is ass?
A. b/c he pissed off the Lurkist?
B. b/c he misrepresentd the Lurkists desire to suck dick?
or
C. b/c Lurkist's mom took offense to the characterization of her meatloaf tasting like feces mixed with sperm.

I'd put my money on C.
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Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

LOL! C for sure. My money's totally on the Lurkists' mama.
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Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

whoa! man somehow "the lurkist" got interchanged with "president garfield". must be those damn word filters. sorry lurkist.
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