Why the lurkist can't suck enough dick for satisfaction?

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because he is a mutated freak with a clitoris in the back of his throat and when he get's pregnant his placenta is in his ass so it feels like he's constantly getting ass raped
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50%
because the taste of feces and sperm remind him of his mom's meatloaf he loved so much as a kid
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because he just likes the taste of man root and it doesn't necessarily mean he is gay.
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17%
 
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Horatio Felacio
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Why the lurkist can't suck enough dick for satisfaction?

Post by Horatio Felacio »

what a freak...
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
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jefflehmkuhl
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Post by jefflehmkuhl »

what in the hell is this!?!?!?! :shock:
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Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

man, it won't add a third option for me. fix this shit sandy!

3rd option: because he just likes the taste of man root and it doesn't necessarily mean he is gay.
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
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superjen
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Post by superjen »

oh jeff, you ruined it! no turning back now
..those who can most truly be accounted brave are those who best know the meaning of what is sweet in life and what is terrible, and then go out, undeterred, to meet what is to come. -Pericles
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andy_lemon
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Post by andy_lemon »

What if you don't know him? Which would be the most reasonable answer...? :?
Not a bitch.
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young'n climber
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Post by young'n climber »

All of them...
Alan Evil is a whiney fucking bitch.
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Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

Man. Ho's gonna get his ass kicked. He forgot that the Lurkist knows where we live...oh wait, Ho likes to be beaten :twisted:
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.

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jefflehmkuhl
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Post by jefflehmkuhl »

yeah he does...I kicked his ass all day saturday!!! Yo liked it HO, don't pretend like you didn't enjoy it
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Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

i'm a glutton for punishment.
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
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garageclimber
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Post by garageclimber »

I swear I'm not gay...... right?
its a 5.9 but if u climb it backwards and upside down i'd say it goes at 5.14c.... maybe d
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