Despite these stories of nutjobs in the woods I'd just like to remind everyone that a handgun is rarely used to shoot a stranger in self defense. They are far more likely to be used to shoot the owner or a member of the owner's family. I love shooting guns but facts is facts.
I'm far more worried about drunk, high, toothless, brainless locals driving pick-up trucks in the night than anything else in the Red. Well, that and the idea that SCIN and Ho might be running around in the dark with a bucket of lard, a basket of peyote, and a bag full of monster strap ons.
The real problem is that there are too many people. Let's kill them all.
Murder in the SR!
Yeah, that shit's fucked up. If I had drugs on me I'd put them and their delivery device(s) into a tupperware thingy with a heavy weight in it and sink it in the cooler before bed. Water is the only way to hide the smell from a dog and even then there's a chance they might pick up something. Keep some sandwich meat on top so they'll ignore your cooler, you hope. Of course I never touch the stuff. Pure as the first snow fall am I. I would never smoke fine sensi through a bong morning, noon and night.
I have thought about carrying my shotgun with me. It's a little full choke 20 gauge but I bet you at short range it'll make a monster hole in somebody. I'd rather not conceal it. Carry it like I do when hunting, being sure to stroke it often and talk to it. Fuck, pack in a semi-automatic assault weapon strapped to your pack if you want to make sure nobody fucks with you. It would especially help to have one of those helmets with the cool night vision goggles on it. And a grenade. When worse comes to worse, a grenade with the pin pulled will definitely turn the tables. You know, come to think of it why don't we just start driving tanks up to the crags? It would clear the trails and save wear and tear on those new sneakers. You could give rides to all your friends and all their friends and maybe some strangers you could shoot if they turned out to be evil doers! You can buy your tank here: http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/ They ship worldwide! Bet nobody would fuck with you if you were in a tank.
I have thought about carrying my shotgun with me. It's a little full choke 20 gauge but I bet you at short range it'll make a monster hole in somebody. I'd rather not conceal it. Carry it like I do when hunting, being sure to stroke it often and talk to it. Fuck, pack in a semi-automatic assault weapon strapped to your pack if you want to make sure nobody fucks with you. It would especially help to have one of those helmets with the cool night vision goggles on it. And a grenade. When worse comes to worse, a grenade with the pin pulled will definitely turn the tables. You know, come to think of it why don't we just start driving tanks up to the crags? It would clear the trails and save wear and tear on those new sneakers. You could give rides to all your friends and all their friends and maybe some strangers you could shoot if they turned out to be evil doers! You can buy your tank here: http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/ They ship worldwide! Bet nobody would fuck with you if you were in a tank.
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
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"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
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Helicopters would be cooler! You could just rap out of one to the crag, and then your pilot would land it on the cliff and wait for you to finish! And if you ever to encounter a foe; you could just swoop in and shoot em' up!
Alan Evil is a whiney fucking bitch.
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The quest for certainty blocks the search for meaning. Uncertainty is the very condition to impel man to unfold his powers.
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The quest for certainty blocks the search for meaning. Uncertainty is the very condition to impel man to unfold his powers.