Warning: Big Guns at the Motherlode this weekend!!!

Post by **young'n climber** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 1:19 am

Dont take it seriously, I was just messin around.

Post by **spuzo** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 1:56 am

Hey Ho - I heard from a really reliable source that you're hung like a freakin horse...

Oh and Joe says you should probably go to the clinic soon....and asks why you won't return his calls, does it burn at all when you pee?

Are we still on for dinner Thursday night??

Post by **Spragwa** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 10:15 am

LOL!

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 11:51 am

horse? probably more like an elephant's trunk. i have to wrap that thing around my legs or dirt get's all up in my dick hole from dragging. i don't return joes calls because he is just a tease. yes it does burn when i pee only because i like to hold a lighter under my prick because i like the pain. there's nothing like the smell of burning flesh, and watching urine mixed with blood enter a toilet named spragwa's mouth.

young'n, we all now know that you're not messing around. you're gay. no big deal. just admit that you liked it when i fucked your anal cavity. just keep your hands off me.

Post by **spuzo** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 12:19 pm

I once saw an elephant with a hard-on it was in a communist zoo in East Germany....it was sad - the other elephants wouldn't leave him alone and he just kept going from corner to corner of the really small elephant area, trying to conduct his personal "biznass" but the other elephants just would not leave him alone. I thought at first that the elephant just had a freakish, impish fifth leg that never fully developed but then I realized it was elephant cock and it was hard.

You learn a lot at the zoo....

Post by **superjen** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 12:55 pm

oh that's nice, think I'll just skip breakfast now. as for HO, you know what everyone thinks about guys who talk talk talk about the size of their 'huge' dick??

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 1:54 pm

tell me oh wonderful and stupendous and super jen. what do you think about that? i'm expecting a super answer from a super girl. by the way, you know what people say about people who post under an ego-boosting name??

Post by **pigsteak** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 1:57 pm

meadows, you and rhunt should join us for that weekend. (of course, now I don't dare invite one without the other..isn't that the way "couples" stuff goes?) joined at the hip and the brain cavity?

Post by **Meadows** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 2:18 pm

Woah ... I don't know if I signed up for that.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 2:18 pm

whoa! rhunt has sex with your ear?!