Warning: Big Guns at the Motherlode this weekend!!!

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:17 pm

hey everybody, just wanted to warn you that i'm going to the motherlode this weekend, so if you don't want your girlfriends vaginally pulsating over my enormous biceps and gigantic cock, then you might want to go somewhere else. just a friendly little update. sorry for the inconvenience.

Post by **MiaRock** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:18 pm

oh, maybe this will be my first weekend at the lode

Post by **Yasmeen** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:22 pm

That's funny, Ho... I'm bringing a group of 15 newbies this weekend, and I figured the Lode was the perfect place to take 'em for a little intro to the Red! See you there!

Post by **rhunt** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:23 pm

yo man, where can I buy tickets for that gun show?

Post by **Meadows** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:38 pm

Hey Rhunt, can we go to the Lode this weekend?

Post by **pigsteak** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:40 pm

rhunt, it is about time a woman deferred to your plans on where to climb.....

meadows, it is the lode, or don't bother with the drive.

ho, biceps not needed at the lode..only the ability to internally say..left crimp, right crimp, left crimp, right crimp...

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:12 pm

oh i know these things aren't necessarily needed. i'm just a poor, unfortunate soul who has to carry these things around with him everywhere he goes. you would be amazed at the lines of women wanting to give me a blowjob i attract. i'm just giving everyone a heads up so they don't faint when they see the "pythons" at the top of the trail.

Post by **rhunt** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:40 pm

Meadows you are the first women to ask me if 'we' could go to the lode!! WOW I am so excited i don't know what to type!

..of course...

but please don't tell me you want to go to see HO's "python"...I thought you were afraid of 'big' snakes!

Post by **Meadows** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:01 pm

rhunt, Of course it's not about Ho. *guilty look* Besides, after you convinced me to pet one of your snakes and hold another, I'm not so scared anymore.

Post by **pigsteak** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:13 pm

hey, take it to the bedroom ladies...

petting roberto's python...holding it gingerly....geesh..you two are sick lovebirds.

Ho, I saw Chris last week. Sounds like your bulging guns came in useful in Arkansas. Speaking of guns, did you check out those forearms on Chris?