Reasons we climb...Part Two

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:19 pm

lordjim_2001 wrote:Because when I'm belaying the chicks, I get to glue my eyes to their butt for however long they are up there. Not to mention that the chicks are usually half nekkid as well.

that's the real reason I climb, too. Only mostly I like to look at the guys' asses, unless it's Yasi or Loren. Those chix are hot!

Post by **lordjim_2001** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:24 pm

We must hit a crag together sandy. We may not get any climbing done though as we stand around looking at each others butt.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 7:06 pm

Sandy wrote: that's the real reason I climb, too. Only mostly I like to look at the guys' asses, unless it's Yasi or Loren. Those chix are hot!

Hey Loren! Sandy called you a chic!

Heh.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 7:08 pm

lordjim_2001 wrote:We must hit a crag together sandy. We may not get any climbing done though as we stand around looking at each others butt.

Oh but to truly enjoy the experience, I prefer the dude to be shirtless and working a hard route. There's nothing better than seeing a strong, sweaty man giving it all he's got. Back and arm muscles bulging, ass cheeks flexing and then BAM! he falls and suddenly his ass is coming right at you!

I don't know, though, Lordjim, I'm kind of afraid of your girlfriend.

Post by **lordjim_2001** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 7:38 pm

Sandy wrote: I prefer the dude to be shirtless

If that were me you wouldn't see anything after that. I'm about as pale as they come. And if you could see you'd wonder if you could stick some velcro to the fur.

Post by **Meadows** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:02 pm

Sandy wrote: Back and arm muscles bulging, ass cheeks flexing and then BAM! he falls and suddenly his ass is coming right at you!

So you've been belaying Air Canada, Mr. Lead Ass? Or was this Rhunt since I know you like to watch his!

Post by **superjen** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 2:28 am

Because I love heights.

man, i climb cuz i'm scared to death of heights. it's like therapy, just like the two times i jumped out of perfectly decent airplanes. no, but seriously, i am gonna have someone belay me up a route in the gym, tie me off, and leave me up their for 50 minutes of therapy

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jun 30, 2024 5:12 pm

i climb cuz they let me get my smoke on at da bouldas. i clmb so dat i can scam on chicks that like to wer harnesses. i climb so dat i can show of my blinging ice encrusted chalk bucket. i climb so that my homies have to spot me on a mattress straightouttadahood dat we stole from goodwill's dumpster. i climb so dat i can sleep unda da bulldog. i climb so ddat i can drink malt liker 40s and be cool like pac.