People that SUCK!

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 3:17 am

i'm so hurt hunny bunny schnookie pie.

i thought me and you really had something. <boo hoo hoo> i love you so damn much aaron! i would have your kids if only i carried a placenta! you're so hot you fuckin bitch! i love you aaron!

why? what did i do?

please take me back you slut!

Post by **andy_lemon** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:34 am

aaron wrote:i met you once at miguels. im sorry. you seemed cool.

include in list andy of not sucking...

I met you?

aaron · Post by **aaron** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 2:25 pm

once at miguels. i was really drunk, probably holding a half gallon of barton's vodka. we were at the fire.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 4:13 pm

talk to me you big dicked bastard!

i love you aaron!

i can't live with you thinking that i suck!

Post by **andy_lemon** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:00 pm

Cool. I was probably drunk too. Hence the memory loss. Nice meeting you.

Post by **ynot** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 11:12 pm

Ho is enamoured.

Post by **tomdarch** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:14 am

Shit - I've been working too much and posting too little. How could I be omitted from such an honor roll, er, I mean list of people who suck?

Post by **Alan Evil** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:56 pm

So, this baby seal walks into a club...

Post by **superjen** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:44 pm

and asked the bartender for a brewskie.

Bartender: what would ya like?
seal: well, how about this...
Bartender: ok?
seal: I bet you fifty dollars if you slide an empty bar glass down the counter I can piss in it from here as it's sliding and not miss a single drop.
Bartender: a yeah...I will take this one, this is free money for sure.

So the bartender slides the glass down the bar counter, and the baby seal pisses all over the bar missing the glass completely! Piss everywhere and not a single drop in the glass. The bartender all happy about his winnings sees the baby seal laughing his ass off and smiling cheerfully, so he asks:

Bartender: What are you so happy about...you just lost fifty bucks to me?
Seal: I just bet that guy back in the corner by the pool table 500 bucks that I could piss all over your bar and you would be happy about it!

Post by **Alan Evil** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:47 am

That was a one line joke until you got a hold of it, Jen.

So, this panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich then pulls out a pistol, fires it into the ceiling, and walks out the door.
The bartender runs after him and yells, "What the hell was that? Pandas are supposed to be gentle creatures!"
The panda turns around and says, "Yeah, that's what I thought until I read this description of me," and he tosses an encyclopedia to the bartender who reads:

Panda: a large, black and white mammal from Asia. Eats, shoots and leaves.

That's a little punctuation joke for the illiterate masses that don't get it.