by the way, you dipshits shouldn't be so quick to ask for ranks. This year star bellied sneeches are the thing, but next year you will be begging for those ranks to be stripped. There is an uber cool 'generic' rank waiting for the first person with the required post count.
I'm sitting at aboot 300. How much further till I hit that "uber cool generic rank"? And will it be worth me getting fired for spending all this time on the board?
Meadows, consider yourself very, very fortunate. You see, Wes can't really live up to his campaign promises of handing you your rank of choice in return for votes. Don't hate him, it is politics afterall. He came to me for advice on a rank for you, and took my witty but truly inappropriate suggestion and turned it into a work of art.
Meadows wrote:<crying> Wes thinks I'm ugly (see rank).
Baby, you have it so wrong. You are so hot, and so, shall we say, skilled, that a man would need viagra just to keep up. Really, it is a rank of honor.