Yeah, I tried everything I could to get Ho to look at me naked but he won't. I even danced around the house and shook all I had. But no way...he wouldn't get his head out from between his knees.
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.
canadaclimbergirl wrote:I would love to learn to pee standing up....
I'd practice that in the shower before you "whip it out" as a drunken party trick. Though I will say that I'm looking forward to actually seeing this trick once I meet someone who has mastered it.
Yasmeen wrote:Sprag, I'll show ya how next weekend. It's not as hard as you'd think.
No way - Yas - please have a group session - I would like to know this trick too. This was a topic of a very long discussion while climbing last weekend. Though, I am pretty sure that later in the night, nothing will keep me from peeing on my shoe....but I know most guys who do that too on a regular, non-drunk basis...so ah well, what are ya gonna do....?
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