3rd times the charm?

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Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

Yeah, I tried everything I could to get Ho to look at me naked but he won't. I even danced around the house and shook all I had. But no way...he wouldn't get his head out from between his knees.
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

Yasmeen wrote:I hear foreplay with pigs'll do that to you... shoulda taken it easy as a teenager, Meadows...
Uh .... :roll:
canadaclimbergirl
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Post by canadaclimbergirl »

I would love to learn to pee standing up....

crazy.... what a great trick that would be. hehehehe

you know..a drunken party trick. :mrgreen:
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lordjim_2001
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Post by lordjim_2001 »

canadaclimbergirl wrote:I would love to learn to pee standing up....
I'd practice that in the shower before you "whip it out" as a drunken party trick. Though I will say that I'm looking forward to actually seeing this trick once I meet someone who has mastered it.

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Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

i'd actually prefer to see the "trick" before the girl has mastered it.

other than that, i vote this thread as "gayest dick-sucking homo thread" in the past week.
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spuzo
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Post by spuzo »

Yasmeen wrote:Sprag, I'll show ya how next weekend. It's not as hard as you'd think.

No way - Yas - please have a group session - I would like to know this trick too. This was a topic of a very long discussion while climbing last weekend. Though, I am pretty sure that later in the night, nothing will keep me from peeing on my shoe....but I know most guys who do that too on a regular, non-drunk basis...so ah well, what are ya gonna do....?
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aaron

Post by aaron »

not wear shoes, possibly?
lordjim_2001
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Post by lordjim_2001 »

I was shocked/amazed/scared that Joe knew the theory behind the practice of the "stand up pee for girls." spuzo I'm suprised you didn't try that later :)
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