Why does God hate me

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Why does God hate me

I am weak climber
1
5%
I masturbate to much
9
41%
I voted Rep the last election
4
18%
Had my way with to many blind midgets
8
36%
 
Total votes: 22

Eagleman
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Post by Eagleman »

There is nothing wrong with maturbating too much or getting it on with blind midgets...the only reason god might hate you is if you didnt do either of those enough! :twisted:
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Christian
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Post by Christian »

I haven't been posting lately but these heavier issues compel me to respond.
If you are a Judeo-Christian monotheist it would be impossible for"God" to hate you since God is Love,right?
If you are Buddhist you are non-theistic and therefore there is no God to hate you and no "you" for God to hate.
If you are Hindu there are many gods to hate you but I just don't think they would.
If it is true that each of us create God then God doesn't hate you but you might hate you. So, just stop it?

Anyway, just my opinion. 8)
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

christian, i have a hat i need to send you. i think you know what it is.
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aaron

Post by aaron »

actually hindu's don't believe in many gods. they believe in one supreme being that expresses it self in many forms. they are monotheistic.
Christian
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Post by Christian »

Thanks, Aaron I was drifting. Rama-lama-fa-fa-fa.
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
Christian
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Post by Christian »

Horatio Felacio wrote:christian, i have a hat i need to send you. i think you know what it is.
I had a hat once, with the letters" J-A-F-O",on it. My sister in law gave to me, It was a nice hat.
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
Christian
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Post by Christian »

Oh shit Ho! I just realized which hat you were referring to. The rodent appendage hat!
I just made a new word: "ohshitho"
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
GWG
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Post by GWG »

I do believe Ohshitho was the name the early settlers were going to name the land north of the great river. They shortened it to Ohio.
MiaRock
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Post by MiaRock »

:lol: GWG, that's awesome!!!!
dhoyne
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Post by dhoyne »

Christian wrote:
Horatio Felacio wrote:christian, i have a hat i need to send you. i think you know what it is.
I had a hat once, with the letters" J-A-F-O",on it. My sister in law gave to me, It was a nice hat.
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