Why does God hate me

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Why does God hate me

I am weak climber
1
5%
I masturbate to much
9
41%
I voted Rep the last election
4
18%
Had my way with to many blind midgets
8
36%
 
Total votes: 22

climbhigh
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Why does God hate me

Post by climbhigh »

It has been brought to my attention that God hates me. It appears he has let some of you in on the secret before telling me. I would really like to get to the bottom of this , any information you have will help.
Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

dude, i saw you with the midgets. i didn't know they were blind you psychotic pervert.
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aaron

Post by aaron »

gotta go with the voting. what were you thinking? i hope you don't do it again.
charlie
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Post by charlie »

It's contact hate dude. It's not so much you as the kids you hang out with. And the midgets.
MiaRock
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Post by MiaRock »

so are you saying God hates you, charlie?
rhunt
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Post by rhunt »

better start training harder...
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Wes
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Post by Wes »

Hey, you left out "all of the above".

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charlie
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Post by charlie »

MiaRock wrote:so are you saying God hates you, charlie?
I didn't want to flatter myself but yeah, I guess I could be the reason God hates him. I've also been wondering how much longer it's gonna be before his better half schedules an intervention.
dhoyne
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Post by dhoyne »

You know who loves you.

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Guest

Post by Guest »

buddy jesus makes me giggle
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