true confessions

Post by **ynot** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:54 am

How come we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
What is that bowl of fuzzy stuff in my fridge?
where do Park Rangers go to get away from it all ?
How did SCIN and Ho get so deranged?

Post by **Canuck** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 2:01 am

ynot wrote:How come we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
where do Park Rangers go to get away from it all ?

They go for a long drive

Post by **lordjim_2001** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 2:39 am

Canuck wrote:
alien2 wrote:... Everything is made by aliens...
umm, but who made the aliens?

That's a silly question. Other aliens made the aliens. Then another set of aliens made the other aliens who made the aliens. Then another set of aliens made the another aliens who made the other aliens who made the aliens. Then one more set ...

Oh dear I've gone cross-eyed.

Post by **dipsi** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 2:49 am

Where do park rangers park?

Post by **dipsi** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 2:53 am

I used to make my own mayonaise.......my life has gotten worse.........

aaron · Post by **aaron** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:07 am

my confession...
i have three dead sport rappellers hidden in the woods.
i stole my own draws in an attempt to make people like me.
i killed jfk.
i faked the moon landings.
and last but not least...
i set up all the gates in the southern region and told the tow company where the cars were.

Post by **Eagleman** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:13 am

i once fell in a garden and a zuchini got lodged in my colon

aaron · Post by **aaron** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:14 am

and you liked it.

Post by **Eagleman** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:17 am

well, yeah... it was.... i mean.... uh, yeah

aaron · Post by **aaron** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:19 am

exactly as i suspected.
shouldn't your confession be..."i once lodged a zuchini in my colon and i liked it"?