Valentine's Day Sucks Ass

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Post by Guest »

ha! I got some Valentine's Day flowers today. The irony.
Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

hey sandy, spragwa is going out of town this weekend. would you want to come over so we can fuck?
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
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Post by Guest »

man, that is absolutely THE most romantic offer I've had in months. What time do you want me there?
andy_lemon
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Re: Bribes for Sex Day Sucks Ass

Post by andy_lemon »

canadaclimbergirl wrote:
andy_lemon wrote:
canadaclimbergirl wrote:I told my beau
CCG, this is not a romance novel and "beau" does not substitute for boyfriend in my redneck vocabulary. Please stop using it or there may be some beer bottle projected off the cliff top.


Andy
Duly noted Andy.....won't happen again. :(
:D

Not going to slap me eh? :lol:
Not a bitch.
tomdarch
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Post by tomdarch »

"Valentine's Day Sucks Ass"

Only if you are very, very lucky (and have a dental dam)
Bacon is meat candy.
Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

Hey Sandy, Ho is going out of town this weekend. Want to come over so that we can fuck?
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.

-Everlast
Wes
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Post by Wes »

Can I tape that, Spragwa? It would be the closest I have been to getting laid, outside of Grappling class, in a while.

Wes
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Yasmeen
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Post by Yasmeen »

Hey Sandy and Spragwa, Loren's out of town this weekend, can I come over so we can fuck?
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

Fuck you Yasmeen and Sandy! Seriously....FUCK YOU!
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Post by Yasmeen »

Hell yeah! That's what I'm talking about! I like the raging love thing you've got going there, Meadows/Sprag/Ho/whoever the hell you are... :twisted:
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