Spragwa or Sandy, one of them gave me crabs???

Post by **Pimp** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:38 am

Hey guys, keep it in your pants around Sprag' and Sandy. I got crabs from of them a few nights ago, I don't remeber which one of them I put it to, but they were both there so maybe they both have it. In fact I know that they both have it, because they rubbed muffs several times before and after I joined in. I was only supposed to film the olympic style event, but what can I say, I broke down and gave them a big piece of my manhood after thay begged and pleaded for it. Both being previous partners of mine I figured it was safe to go ahead and let my purple headed yogurt thrower do all the thinking. I was wrong and now I am paying the price......

Post by **Wes** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:19 pm

Then you woke up and realized it was just Aaron giving you your morning hummer.

Wes

Post by **Spragwa** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:30 pm

LOL! That's right Wes. You see Sandy and I were watching Pimp and aaron go at it. Funny thing, NO ONE could give Pimp the crabs. You see, Pimp has no pubic hair and neither one of his nads has dropped yet. He pretty much looks like a choir boy down there...which I only know from accidentally logging on to a catholic priests web site. Anyway, Pimp is also aaron's bitch but that's for another time.

Post by **Pimp** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:37 am

Litsen bitches I tried to do all the people on this site a favor and warn them of a dangerous STD and all y'all do is give me trouble and tell lies. I am being a good citizen, if more people were like me then...
well we won't start on that, but I was just trying to help.

aaron · Post by **aaron** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:39 pm

nope couldn't be me, i was at the red from thurs to sunday. must be one of pimp's gay friends from school.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:09 pm

imagination is a powerful thing. Poor Pimp... one day you will be a man. At least I'm pretty sure.

aaron · Post by **aaron** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:06 pm

if only he had a penis. in the words of the late MT1..."pull the ovaries outta your stomach and act like you gotta pair."
and why aren't you at the red lately, pimp?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:51 pm

hey Pimp, my kitten is getting his balls chopped off next Tuesday. You want me to save them for you? He is up to 5 lbs now, so they will fit you just right. And bonus! they are covered with white fur. Definitely better than what you've got.

Post by **tomdarch** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 2:39 am

Dang - if this is what el Pimpo fantasizes about while worm wrangling, he's got problems.

aaron · Post by **aaron** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 6:05 pm

you must not have met the kid.