The Dating Game, round 1 - bachelors needed

Selling some gear? Find or lose something?
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I haven't volunteered for this game because

I'm a chick
9
20%
I'm a dude, but I'm not single
15
34%
I'm a dude and meet all the requirements, but I am not the right age
7
16%
I'm a dude and meet all the requirements, but I'm too short
2
5%
I'm a dude and meet all the requirements, but I don't lead 10's
1
2%
I'm a dude and meet all the requirements, but I either don't drink or am a total drunk
4
9%
I'm a dude and meet all the requirements, but I smoke tobacco products
1
2%
I'm a dude and meet all the requirements, but am a fairly regular to heavy recreational drug user
2
5%
I'm a dude but I fail to meet 2 or more requirements
3
7%
 
Total votes: 44
Guest

Post by Guest »

okay, but stop now, because if people who can't play keep identifying themselves, our bachelorette will have a good chance of guessing who IS playing.

I NEED 2 MORE BACHELORS TO SIGN UP FOR THIS. NOW! :mrgreen:
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

Damn. I'm not only too old but I'm five years too old.

Can I pretend to be the age that girl that carded me for beer the other day thought I was? Oh dammit! That would be too young!

*sniff*
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

Oops. Sorry, Sandy.
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
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dhoyne
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Post by dhoyne »

Sandy wrote:you also don't meet the intellect requirements, dhoyne :lol:
Dammit, someone saw thru my faked engineering degree... :wink:
Sarcasm is a tool the weak use to avoid confrontation. People with any balls just outright lie.

[quote="Meadows"]I try not to put it in my mouth now, but when I do, I hold it with just my lips.[/quote]
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

Hoyne, everyone is an "engineer" these days. What's the new term for the people who pick up trash?
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Spray Lord
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Post by Spray Lord »

I've always had a fantasy about engineers (you know, the kind that drive trains). Anyway, maybe we could add a section into the dating game to include trains and engineers? You could play too Sandy (oh yeah, I'm supposed to tell you that your mom says hi).
In case you misunderstood, I wasn't soloing in reality. I was just bouldering the beginning of that route. I see no glory in soloing... unless it gets you on the cover of Rock & Ice.
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

I have a question for the Stripper and her requirements, and I know I'm being a bit audacious here, but doesn't her drug requirement filter most climbers?
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dhoyne
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Post by dhoyne »

I don't do drugs. At least not illegal ones, anyways. And just because I'm an underground sanitation engineer (I put up with other people's shit all day long) doesn't mean I don't know how to drive a train. Or something. :shock:
Sarcasm is a tool the weak use to avoid confrontation. People with any balls just outright lie.

[quote="Meadows"]I try not to put it in my mouth now, but when I do, I hold it with just my lips.[/quote]
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

Read again ... "most climbers" and give it up, Hoyne, you CAN'T play!
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GWG
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Post by GWG »

If dhoyne keeps revealing things about himself, the Bachelorette just might change her requirements.

Keep it up dhoyne! Let her see just what she's missing by being TOO picky!
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