Even being shot at by a bunch of redneck fuckheads all hopped up on ale-8 and moon pies couldn't keep me out of this party. In fact, I've been brushing up on my crack climbing so I can still get inside after Lynne is towed in.
How about coming up with some awards that are related to the board that could be presented at the party.
Kick around some ideas on a poll post, or just let SCINs' demented mind go at it.
For instance.....most inteligent posts, best looking, most well rounded climber. ... then when I am done accepting those it could go on to catagories like worst speller, bigest lame wade, most irritating,...etc.