pimp is not a pimp
I was there, and the only moves I saw were aaron deep throating a bottle like a pro. As I sit here shaking my head, I am very disturbed.
"I enjoyed a Guinness after I got back home from Palm Sunday Mass." - Captain Static
"Listen, you heard what I said. Do you want me to donate or not charlie. Suck it up and procreate." - Andrew
"Listen, you heard what I said. Do you want me to donate or not charlie. Suck it up and procreate." - Andrew
yo, just cus I strike out once doesn't mean that I'm not still the pimp of the red, she just couldn't handle the k-man, it was too much for her so she had to leave, I don't think any less of her for it. Oh and btw, the only other thing I remeber that night was aaron waking me up at an un-godly hour of the night only to procede in telling me to get the fuck out of my own tent so that he might have a chance with the ear-ache girl. I'M STILL THE RRG PIMP, COCK-BLOCKING IS JUST SOMETHING THAT I DO ON THE SIDE. 8)
One of these days I will just walk out to some secluded crag in the red and hang my self will my favorite hex and my old climbing rope; and the paper will read "Climber falls and dies using primitive gear." But that's not how I want to be remembered.
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aaron
i told you to back the fuck off because she wasn't feeling well and her brother was sick. you said i could have the tent and you would sleep in the monestary. she kept scooting away from you towards me until i told her i was about to fall into a puddle of water. you grabbed my arm (i suppose thinking it was her's) and wouldn't let go until i said something. you followed her around like a dog in heat when she went to check on her bro. we told you from the beginning to leave her alone. pimp my ass, you scare women like the fuckin plague. i heard that you blow so much cock that you have fuckin calluses on the inside of your mouth. i have witnesse to back me up and i can only guess the amount of anal tearing from all the magic mushroom heads your anal cavity has been home to.
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MT1
Man pimp your so full of shit. The next morning you were telling people that you almost got some. Also you said that you wokeup with a blond head in your lap and that you should have taken a picture. fuck to be a pimp you need to get some bitches. i have hung around you for quite awhile and i have seen no girls. Has anyone seen pimp with a girl? The closest thing to a girl he has touched is his little girl's North Face hat.
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aaron
Hey now listen to your selves you sound like a bunch of middle schoolers(even if that is your edu. level) but you should get real. HEY AARON remeber telling the story to everyone around the campfire, every single night lats year, about how the first time you got drunk you proposed to some random girl, lets talk about that for a while, unless you have a temporary loss of memory and don't remeber a damn thing. You would be DEAD NOW if it wasn't for me .... 
One of these days I will just walk out to some secluded crag in the red and hang my self will my favorite hex and my old climbing rope; and the paper will read "Climber falls and dies using primitive gear." But that's not how I want to be remembered.
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aaron
BTW I won't be in the red this weekend I am going to HP 40 with some friends, and don't even think about shagging in the pimp tent 
One of these days I will just walk out to some secluded crag in the red and hang my self will my favorite hex and my old climbing rope; and the paper will read "Climber falls and dies using primitive gear." But that's not how I want to be remembered.
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aaron