intellectual sacks of shit

Post by **Crankmas** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:34 pm

all thats missing is the beer and handguns

Post by **Alan Evil** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:38 pm

I thought Mormons were kind of Christian by extension... ? They really know how to press those white shirts though, don't they?

It's the Jehovah's witnesses that used to drive me crazy. That is until some of them came knocking on my fence at 7:00 am one Sunday morning, driving my dogs insane and pissing me off. This was the third Sunday in a row so I came out nude, with my very long hair frizzed all around my head and shouted, "Welcome to the Church of Satan!!! You're just in time for the sacrifice, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!" and went back in the house leaving the door open. They never came back.

Don't you think Hare Krishna-ites are kind of fun? They look totally goofy but that drumming is kind of fun as long as it passes by quickly.

Catholics can be pretty fun, what with the wine and all, as long as they're not fucking your kid in the ass.

Anyway, I never said "only" Christians are narrow minded zealots or simple minded sheep. I said "so many" were. I've got a cousin that's a minister and he's totally cool by me. Bishop Tutu is cool. Martin Luther King was awesome. James Baker, Jimmy Swaggart, Pat Robertson, et. al. totally SUCK MAJOR ASS and deserve to be placed under a large pile of rocks.

FUCK THE 700 CLUB and the horse they rode in on. Fuck 'em in the ass. With a 2x4. One with lots of splinters. And the Christian Coalition. Put them in the same boat with Al Qaeda and sink the damned thing.

Hey, let's argue about how the Israelis are treating the Palestinians and how it resembles Nazi Germany concentration camps. Or how the Catholics have brought more death from AIDS to Africa than any sodomite. Oops! There's a Biblical reference!

At least the New Age people haven't started any Crusades or Enquisitions lately (though they're so fucking TEDIOUS to be around).

Anyway, I'll gladly trade insults with a fundamentalist Christian any day. I've got their number but they don't have mine.

Post by **Crankmas** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:45 pm

number 666 come on down

Post by **Alan Evil** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 11:07 pm

Post by **Alan Evil** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 11:08 pm

Heh heh. There is no "angel" emoticon. I guess that's all you need to know about climbers.

Post by **ynot** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 11:40 pm

I guess all that intellectual enlightenment comes from professors and higher education.And their parents paid good money for it. Good thing I didnt go.
I stayed home and got drunk.

Post by **andy_lemon** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 11:46 pm

You have to strive to be intellectual if you want to be. There are several professors that I would consider not intelligent. A phd is not your birthright to intelligence. The professors that have taught me the most are not phd's but rather, experienced journalists.

Post by **overhung** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:20 am

I'd go along with that. It's the school of hard knocks. Life teaches all you really need to know. I don't remember much from college that really mattered much at all. It's all OJT.

Post by **longlegsrule** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 3:23 am

A lot of Christians give Christianity a bad name...but there are a lot of people that give people a bad name...which is worse?

Post by **andy_lemon** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 4:02 am

overhung wrote:I'd go along with that. It's the school of hard knocks. Life teaches all you really need to know. I don't remember much from college that really mattered much at all. It's all OJT.

Your just going along with me because I'm sending you money...