I've been saving what the keeper keeps and have found that it makes an excellent spread for club crackers! I'm thinking about marketing this wonderful creation. Please send all keeper waste to me.
Yo Ray jack dynomite! Listen to my beat box! Bew ch ch pff BEW ch ch pfff! Sweet!
I've been using the disposeable keeper thingies (Instead brand). I read the page for the Keeper and it says you can clean it with your own piss. Has anyone actually done this?
SCIN, the pull tab looks like it might be a good dental flosser. Is it?
SCIN recently introduced me to his cracker spread. how WONDERFUL! i took it one step further and used it for penis lubrication and a sexual stimulation concotion. you can check it out at: www.menstrualfetishvideos.com
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
you can use your diaphram for the same purpose but I think mine rotted from lack of use years ago.. these look more comfortable cause they fit inside instead of over? correct? man, packing out the used stuff really sucks.
One of these days I will just walk out to some secluded crag in the red and hang my self will my favorite hex and my old climbing rope; and the paper will read "Climber falls and dies using primitive gear." But that's not how I want to be remembered.