Religious Climbing

Post by **ynot** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 1:13 am

Sad ? Sex with animals is just plain disturbing. On the other hand you dont have to pay them or take them out,or listen to thier constant jibberish. Soft fury little sheep...........

Post by **jabbathehut** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 1:52 am

It is definatly benificial to not have to take them out or pay them or......
I'm alss really into it because of the biteing... there is just somthing sexual about having sharp teeth drivin into your skin and then ripped out.
And its hard to beat the sound of a minature dog as its being pounded.

Post by **Alan Evil** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 4:29 am

Have you ever tried to haul bales of hay into an apartment and then carry all the shit back out? Man, it'll kill you. Especially if you have a real harem going... At least, that's what I've heard...

Chickens are cheap but their poop really stinks when you rub it all over your new "friend."

Does anyone practice voodoo before they climb? It's mos' potent on da Sabbath!

Post by **Alan Evil** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 4:33 am

ynot wrote: Soft fury little sheep...........

I've been in a soft fury before. I don't know why you would wish it upon the little sheep, however.

"Make a joyful noise unto the Lord."

One thing Jesus had right: be happy.

Another thing was: love everyone.

Now all this stuff about Sunday, I just don't know. Don't try to make me do it though or I'll accuse you of having sex with my animals.

Post by **Huggybone** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 3:25 am

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