banishment is fucking gay
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Man, what's the big deal with being censored? I couldn't do a good enough job of keeping fuckwads from saying bullshit on my site that would keep cool people from posting due to the extreme adolescent nature blah blah blah. So, Sandy and a couple other very cool people volunteered to do the job which I was too immature to handle. But ya know what? I get censored every once in awhile myself now. Does it bother me? Fuck no. I can't imagine it bothering me. Its not like I think my words are those of someone with the caliber of Charles Bukowski or something.
I want you those people who bitch about being censored to ask themselves the following question:
Does having my words (which nobody gives a flying FUCK about) altered *really* piss me off or am I just bitching about it because my pussyhole is bleeding like a teenage bitch on the rag?
I'm going to start a new rule. For each person that bitches about getting censored on this site I am going to personally shove in my basement with the rest of the rotting corpses and let you sit in the digesting belly of my maggot infested whore tomb. Your food will consist of me coming down on each Wednesday and releasing my ten foot cock snake into your cage. The cock snake will slither up your ass and inject its high protein cum fire into your sinus cavity. You will choke most of it up but the little bit that stays will be enough to keep you alive another week to hear the moans and cries of the other cock snake victims. Eventually, you will become a brain dead bitch slithering around on the floor looking for the crumbs of ass flakes that fall from the ceiling of Hollywood asses which I've collected throughout the years. My pet Huggybone will peer out of his cage with his big bright eyes and shoot his poison string beans at you. The poison string beans will inject a certain muggy-moo fucky-poo spell like haze into your brain and allow you to vaporize into a gigantic cloud of "little joey" baby ass grease. This will allow you to soak into a piece of toilet paper and wash out of the small stream leading to the polluted pond in my back yard in which lies the dead bodies of many famous celebrities such as the cute little faggot from the old Battleship commercial and his "on-screen" sister. So, I ask you, do you really want to look like that guy from Midnight Oil the rest of your life? The guy from Mad Max? Who do you want to be?
I want you those people who bitch about being censored to ask themselves the following question:
Does having my words (which nobody gives a flying FUCK about) altered *really* piss me off or am I just bitching about it because my pussyhole is bleeding like a teenage bitch on the rag?
I'm going to start a new rule. For each person that bitches about getting censored on this site I am going to personally shove in my basement with the rest of the rotting corpses and let you sit in the digesting belly of my maggot infested whore tomb. Your food will consist of me coming down on each Wednesday and releasing my ten foot cock snake into your cage. The cock snake will slither up your ass and inject its high protein cum fire into your sinus cavity. You will choke most of it up but the little bit that stays will be enough to keep you alive another week to hear the moans and cries of the other cock snake victims. Eventually, you will become a brain dead bitch slithering around on the floor looking for the crumbs of ass flakes that fall from the ceiling of Hollywood asses which I've collected throughout the years. My pet Huggybone will peer out of his cage with his big bright eyes and shoot his poison string beans at you. The poison string beans will inject a certain muggy-moo fucky-poo spell like haze into your brain and allow you to vaporize into a gigantic cloud of "little joey" baby ass grease. This will allow you to soak into a piece of toilet paper and wash out of the small stream leading to the polluted pond in my back yard in which lies the dead bodies of many famous celebrities such as the cute little faggot from the old Battleship commercial and his "on-screen" sister. So, I ask you, do you really want to look like that guy from Midnight Oil the rest of your life? The guy from Mad Max? Who do you want to be?
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cock snake? i think you could have come up with something better man. And my words being altered... well it would have been much funnier if you simply mimiced what i posted rather than erase. just my opinion buddy. and if i am going to be banished to your basement do ya mind if i bring a TV?
ahahahaha cock snake serioiusly man... you were doing so good up till then
ahahahaha cock snake serioiusly man... you were doing so good up till then
...well, i can only climb about a 5.10. but i can belay a 5.14c like you wouldn't believe!!
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God I have been wanting to say this for a long time now, so thanks for opening the door Ray. When I first joined this site it was the shit. The same fuckin thing happened here as did at Miguels. All the dumb-ass, still on their mommas tit, fucking spraying I climb 14's, wanna-be rope gun, wining, punk-ass bitchs. Fucking desended on this site.
I mean who the fuck sits around all day and talks about all this fucking dudes shit. For gods sake fucking grow up, face it censoreship is a part of life. You may be joking but some things are just not acepted in a coummity of normal people.
Thanks for the site Ray sorry that it gets drug so low sometimes, moderators keep up the good work.
I mean who the fuck sits around all day and talks about all this fucking dudes shit. For gods sake fucking grow up, face it censoreship is a part of life. You may be joking but some things are just not acepted in a coummity of normal people.
Thanks for the site Ray sorry that it gets drug so low sometimes, moderators keep up the good work.
So we can't discuss Michael Jackson on this site, huh? Even if he says it's ok for young children to sleep in his bed with him?
I would also like to note that all aging, bald men resemble the singer for Midnight Oil, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves we don't. But it still hurts to be reminded.
I would also like to note that all aging, bald men resemble the singer for Midnight Oil, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves we don't. But it still hurts to be reminded.
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]