Yea, tell them what you want, but I did leave out all of the graphic details so as not to offend you to too great of an extent. If I need to I can produce photograph evidence of the entire fority-five minuntes....
One of these days I will just walk out to some secluded crag in the red and hang my self will my favorite hex and my old climbing rope; and the paper will read "Climber falls and dies using primitive gear." But that's not how I want to be remembered.
