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Post by **Jeff** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 10:31 pm

I plan on spending it on only things I need.
Theresa says it is almost enough for a boob job.
Desisions, desisions.....
Thanks for all the happy birthdays!

Post by **Artsay** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 10:35 pm

You tell that pretty lady that she better not! She doesn't need to change a thing!

Sounds to me like it's just the right amount of money for that eliptical trainer you want.

Post by **Jeff** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 10:44 pm

Yeah, but either one would get me breathing harder

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Post by **512OW** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:00 am

Boob jobs are just permanent makeup.....I think its one of the great inventions in history....

More than a handful's only a waste if you're a one armed gimp with no lips.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 4:12 am

Artsay wrote:You tell that pretty lady that she better not! She doesn't need to change a thing!

Amen! Theresa's beautiful!

Post by **Gretchen** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 5:02 pm

It's amazing that there are breast enhancements but they have yet to come up with something to help elongate/enlarge the opposite genders stuff. {don't believe what you see on TV, they are full of sh*&!}

Just something to ponder. Maybe that's why rockets and bombs get bigger and meaner, they only way to compensate the uncompensatable!

Post by **ynot** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 6:18 pm

I heard theres a new operation. It's called an addadictomy.

Post by **Artsay** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 6:38 pm

That reminds me of a joke...
What do you call a mix between a dinosaur and a lesbian? A lickalottapuss
How about a mix between a dinosaur and a gay guy? A megasoreass

(I hope that didn't offend anyone out there. If so, let me know and I'll delete it.)

Post by **512OW** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:36 pm

The reason for no penis enlargement is that men invented breast implants, and women just aren't as smart as men......

uh-oh....here it comes....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:43 pm

actually, implants were originally developed for women who have had mastectomies because of breast cancer. I'm sure if penile cancer was common and men had to have penectomies, there would be prostetic penises widely available. I'm also sure that more than a few of you would opt for them for "cosmetic purposes" since you're so obsessed with how big (or little) they are.