Dear Santa,

Post by **ynot** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:40 am

Im feeling kinda noncomittal so just suprise me oK? We both have a chimney fetish so just bring me something you like too. Don't wake up the wife,and I will leave you some peanut butter cookies(she's kinda cranky mornings) sincerly, Ynot

Post by **andy_lemon** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 6:20 am

Rumor has it, that Santa got so freakin fat last year that he has switched to sugar free cookies and joined the weight watchers program. Just thought you should know yn0t, so you can plan accordingly.

Post by **jabbathehut** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 6:25 am

Santa would you please bring me a puppy????

My parents took both my dogs when they moved, I need somthing to pet and girls are too expensive and time consuming.... And a dog has never complained about having to shit in the woods.

Post by **Meadows** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 1:37 pm

andy_lemon wrote:Rumor has it, that Santa got so freakin fat last year that he has switched to sugar free cookies and joined the weight watchers program. Just thought you should know yn0t, so you can plan accordingly.

No Andi, he's doing the Atkins diet and you can find a carb-free mix for cookies/muffins/cake at Super Walmart. I think you just add water and stir.

Post by **kentuckysarah** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 1:41 pm

jabbathehut,
you can have my puppy. he's a pain in the butt.

nevermind...I can't give him away. I think I'll miss him if I do

Post by **jabbathehut** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 3:00 pm

I'm telling you, I miss my 2 dogs more than my last girlfriend<--- ok she was an ass.

I miss em soo much....... here's a pic I took of Haily.

Post by **Artsay** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 4:08 pm

Awww...too cute!

Post by **kentuckysarah** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 4:22 pm

Very sweet. Did both of your dogs look like that?

Post by **andy_lemon** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 7:54 pm

Meadows wrote:No Andi, he's doing the Atkins diet and you can find a carb-free mix for cookies/muffins/cake at Super Walmart. I think you just add water and stir.

Did you know if you follow the Atkins diet very strictly for 3 or 4 months that your pee will turn into almost 100% pure nitrogen. You can then sell it to your local golf course so they can use it as lawn fertalizer.

Post by **ynot** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 8:11 pm

You mean they will pay you to piss all over the green? YES!! I told you before that golf was lame.