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Post by **Artsay** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 11:31 pm

What about the made up word "nother"?
But that's a whole nother story....

Post by **Yasmeen** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 11:38 pm

No there's not, Sandy.

Post by **ynot** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 2:35 am

Ynot?

Post by **SCIN** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 2:39 am

How about "I should of" instead of "I should have"?
Which is it?

Post by **SikMonkey** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:23 am

What you are hearing when you say "should of" is actually "should've" the contracted form of should have. "I should have gotten in bed at a decent hour but I was too busy fiddle f*ckin' around on my favorite climbing website."

Mj

Post by **spuzo** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:25 am

Paul3eb wrote: "i am going to shave, too."

Yasmeen wrote:Because I assume that there are other people in the world who are going to shave.

Too.

MITCH FANS!! I love it.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:42 am

Hell yeah, Spuzo!! We're gonna get along just fine

I was waiting for someone to catch that!

Post by **spuzo** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:00 am

Yasmeen,
I saw him in Columbus not too long ago!!! What a riot! I can't help but talk like that after listening to it for awhile.
Check this out - good time killer:

http://www.students.bucknell.edu/jbfisher/mitch.htm

"I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips..."

Post by **Yasmeen** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:31 am

My favorite is the one about the restaurant call-list... "Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You fuckers are selfish. Bush search party of three... you can eat once you find the Dufraines..."

Post by **spuzo** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:08 am

Yasmeen wrote:My favorite is the one about the restaurant call-list... "Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You fuckers are selfish. Bush search party of three... you can eat once you find the Dufraines..."

Wicked!

I like the bit about the koala bears - the cutest infestation EVER. OR...
" I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here. "

Maybe we should start a Mitch thread...the possibilities are endless!