Hot climber chicks not dating me

Post by **ertbaby!!!** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 5:45 am

Ya know what i hate? (i mean besides young'n climber) At the gym i see all these amazingly hot chicks with the lamest of lame dudes... i mean i dont expect all chicks to just start to drip at the site of me... well actually I do expect that.. i am one sexy bitch. and add my sexy ass climbing to the mix and you have a recipie for wet panties for all female on-lookers.

but more and more i am seeing some really great climbers( of the fairer sex) climb with/date some of the more worthless variety of men. ( or worse yet i ask these ladies where their bfs are and they say "oh he doesnt climb" ) I know this happens all the time and i suppose i should be used to this by now... but you would think there would be more climbers dating climbers and i am just not seeing that as much as i thought i would. and to top that all off i am still not getting any! unless ya count garageclimber and fancy dirt.. but thats more of a bi curious experimentation than anything. and they think the roofies they put in my nalgene are working, they are just tic tacs but i play along.

Post by **SCIN** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 7:24 am

Okay.....imagine this. The "lamest of lame dude" is a champion duathlete. He pounds out 5:30 miles on foot and maintains an avg. speed of 23.8 mph on the bike. He is fucking HARD-core. Sure, he can't fumble his way up the 45-degree wall but get him in HIS own world and he fucking cranks.

He sees you with your new duathlon chick girlfriend trying to learn your transitions and looking like the "lamest of lame" dudes while you fall on your ass while trying to dismount your bike. He looks at your girlfriend's muscular legs and then at your chicken-bone climber's legs and thinks to himself "Why is this hot chick with this lamest of lame dude?".

Duplicate the above scenario with the following:
1) Amazing computer scientist
2) Passionate Veterinarian
3) World class surgeon
4) Self made millionaire

Just because someone can't climb doesn't mean they don't excel with passion at something else.

Get over yourself homey. There's more to life than being a "moderate" climber.

Post by **young'n climber** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 7:41 am

dude ertbaby u just dont understand the ladays, they just dont dig u like they dig me, so dont be ashamed when ur women come to me at a climbing gym

Post by **dipsi** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 7:44 am

Well put, Sir! Are you limiting yourself to climbing chicks, Ert? Some girls like to excel in their own sport, and not have to compete with bfs. Don't be too picky; you may miss out on the love of a lifetime...............

Post by **ertbaby!!!** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:03 am

Young'n climber. I have come to grips with you rocking soooo much harder than me on almost every level... youre awesome, i'm lame, you rule I suck, your very handsome i'm not attractive. and above all thinsg you're just turning 14 so you have a whole bunch of things that i envy on THAT level that is neither here nor there. just leve me a few of your scraps for old times sake... and i will have your back when you get your ass kicked for saying something crude to passersby as per usual

Post by **ertbaby!!!** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:10 am

oh no dipsi! i am up for anything. a cool chick is a cool chick is a cool chick... i think talent just highlights any bit of sexyness at all. But i think it helps when you UNDERSTAND the talent... say a musician... most musicians can recognize another musician who is good even if it is not the instrument they themselvs play... so i think as long as i respect or understand that talent and they are cool chicks and sweet, then i would find them just as awesome as a good climber.

I think if she were a great kindergarden art teacher that would be just as good... as long as they accelled in something i could apreciate on some level... but if they were a quantum physics genious i might not understand it enough to know she was a gem.. ya know... i am just rambling now.. i will shut up

Post by **meetVA** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 3:12 pm

i think ert's question...when you filter at the bulls**t has been raised before. why don't more climbers date other climbers?

i can understand it more if "ert" is the the variety you are being offered but really, that's just one small fry in the big basket of golden potato goodness. sure you are going to get the small, soft, mushy, over oiled icky ones...but then there are the crisp, golden, salted-to-perfection spuds out there too, to which you ask, "where's the ketchup?"

Post by **ertbaby!!!** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:58 am

hahahah , i can tell that i am gonna like meetVA alot

perhaps i could hire you to be my bs filter full time.

Post by **Alan Evil** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:06 am

Stay away from the climber chicks. All they want is some good belay.

Post by **dipsi** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:14 am

Dang, Girly Girls, they're on to us!