As for regenerating chunks of flesh and all that, Ho really needs to visit 'Open House' day at the school of agriculture* at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. They have a cow with a porthole in its side - not only can you look in, you can put a long glove on and grope around inside the living cow! Maybe the thought of that could cure world hunger.
(It's no longer officially the Ag school - it's now ACES - the School of Agricultural, Consumer and Environmental Sciences. Yeah, right - ag, home ec and a desperate reach for the trendy realm of 'environmental' stuff. It's still the 'back door' into the otherwise very competitive admission process for the University)
World Hunger solved!
Woo-hoo! UIUC, my Alma-Mater. That cow is seriously wierd. Especially since he doesn't care if you're groping his insides. But apparently he's more healthy than the rest of the cows because he's so we cared for...
Sarcasm is a tool the weak use to avoid confrontation. People with any balls just outright lie.
[quote="Meadows"]I try not to put it in my mouth now, but when I do, I hold it with just my lips.[/quote]
[quote="Meadows"]I try not to put it in my mouth now, but when I do, I hold it with just my lips.[/quote]
I want a porthole for myself, that would be cool.tomdarch wrote:As for regenerating chunks of flesh and all that, Ho really needs to visit 'Open House' day at the school of agriculture* at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. They have a cow with a porthole in its side - not only can you look in, you can put a long glove on and grope around inside the living cow! Maybe the thought of that could cure world hunger.
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
he'll never be hamburger and he knows it.dhoyne wrote:Woo-hoo! UIUC, my Alma-Mater. That cow is seriously wierd. Especially since he doesn't care if you're groping his insides. But apparently he's more healthy than the rest of the cows because he's so we cared for...
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
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For all you bovine gropers, last year's Ag Open House was mid-March. I couldn't find info on the 2004 event.
You'll be looking for:
"Visit the "fistulated cow" for an inside view of the bovine digestive system."
But wait, there's more!
"Swine Odor & Waste and Nutrient Management Program" (why are they in that order?)
"DNA is Here to Stay!" (uh, yeah, I hope so, but that doesn't mean that untested transgenic manipulation should stick around)
"Hoof & Horn" (I think I've been to a few of 'those' parties - I didn't realize that they'd be so out in the open about it though...)
And that's just at the Stock Pavilion! Thrilling!
You'll be looking for:
"Visit the "fistulated cow" for an inside view of the bovine digestive system."
But wait, there's more!
"Swine Odor & Waste and Nutrient Management Program" (why are they in that order?)
"DNA is Here to Stay!" (uh, yeah, I hope so, but that doesn't mean that untested transgenic manipulation should stick around)
"Hoof & Horn" (I think I've been to a few of 'those' parties - I didn't realize that they'd be so out in the open about it though...)
And that's just at the Stock Pavilion! Thrilling!