What do you look for in a route

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I am a # chaser and am looking for the softest tick of the grade
2
7%
I am a route snob and only climb routes that will make me popular and feel like a God
1
3%
I don’t really climb; I just get on the board to impress the opposite sex
4
14%
I climb the routes that are the most aesthetic regardless of grade
11
38%
I actually want to work and project a climb to earn the tick
11
38%
 
Total votes: 29

stronghandman
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Post by stronghandman »

Allah is not worth to much of my time. From what I can tell he is a pure wanker. Seems to be spraying bout all his routes and all his girls all the time. Everytime I see him he is sitting by the fire pit with the rest of the Miquel sausage fest crew cracking jokes about girls and routes they will never get. The coming of Stronghand is near, you better red tag all your project from fear.
I want your strong hands to wrap around my testicles like a kung fu warrior in day care. mother@@$@$@.
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SikMonkey
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Post by SikMonkey »

Definite congrats to your buddy Pigman, but if he is that worried about it he probably should find another climbing area. Anything short of slabs in the Red will have "beta" on it.

Mj
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SCIN
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Post by SCIN »

pigsteak, I'm sure it matters to him and his personal journal but to the public it means nothing.
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SikMonkey
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Post by SikMonkey »

p.s.- while your buddy's attitude may truly be humble, your advertisement of it could be construed as "elitist".

Mj
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Jeff
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Post by Jeff »

Fer what it's worth, I did Del Boy on Sat.
Great climb, never been on it, and I flashed it, on-sighted, whatever you want to call it...I climbed the damn thing with no beta or rests/takes, etc.
After I lowered I told Theresa that it felt good, but I probably wouldn't have had such an easy go of it if it weren't for all the huge tics.
But then tic marks....that's a whole nother subject...
Yasmeen
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Post by Yasmeen »

Nice send though, Jeff! I almost had that thing but fell off the slopers at the top... haven't tried it again, but it was a cool route.
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stronghandman
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Post by stronghandman »

If we go by following the chalk no one except the FA would get a onsight here at the Red. Hands=white marks, feet=black marks. Kinda like a gym without all the pretty colors.
I want your strong hands to wrap around my testicles like a kung fu warrior in day care. mother@@$@$@.
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allah
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Post by allah »

Yea you are right I am the true WANKER, in facted I am the Pimp of all the wankers. And as for sprayingabout what choss pile i sent last, im curious to see if you know what the last thing i sent was? Come on fucker you tell me what i last sent and i will let you have your title as rock god agian. Oh and whats really funny, you cock sucking, scrotum lickin, anal plunging, cross dressing freak, I havent sat by any fire at miguels since some time last early spring. So you can go back to kissing and praying to my feet you worthless servant.
Lateralus
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Post by Lateralus »

I might agree that chalk = no onsite but I have not been on too many routes at the red where there were only good holds chalked. Can you say sucker holds!
stronghandman
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Post by stronghandman »

I just want to understand the logic here. So if there is a chalk path up a sport route, trad route or boulder problem there can be no onsights on that route. You might want to let the rest of the climbing world in on this. I would venture to say that most the smack that hits the mags about onsights are on routes that have been done and have chalk on them leading the way.
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