Yasmeen, I can't help it if I can't read your mind. I really thought that you liked climbing cracks, and that you would want trad gear for your birthday with my color of tape on it. How was I supposed to know that that would make you mad?
Don't go Yas. I promise that we can climb at torrent this weekend and this time I MEAN IT! We can do all the 11 sport routes that you want and we don't even have to tape up. I'll catch you with my gri-gri. It'll be just like the old days... Please?
Wow, that was low. Don't think that I won't take my cams and my webbing and go climb with someone else if you keep treating me like this. Can't I even have my dignity? Anyway, what I meant was AFTER you sent your projects, if it was still light, maybe I could have just one more go at it. All you would have to do is catch. Can't you see that I'm trying to give a little here? Remember what our counselor told us? We need to compromise.