And Back at the Ranch

Post by **Spragwa** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 4:52 pm

Things are much to serious around here right now so I thought I would go back to basics:

Horation Felacio is a cheap boy whore. Any thoughts?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 5:02 pm

he didn't charge me!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 5:03 pm

why didn't you post a poll about this?

Post by **Spragwa** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 5:08 pm

Hmm. Because beastiality isn't my thing?

Ho told me that he really enjoy you at the party. Does this mean he's your lap dog now?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 5:11 pm

I could only be so lucky! Alas, I think Ho's a player, and I simply don't have enough hair all over my body for him.

He did say that I am good at imitating goat sounds and that seemed to make him happy. *sigh*

Post by **Spragwa** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 5:12 pm

I'm so happy for you! He just likes me because I cuss, burp and fart.

Post by **captain static** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 5:54 pm

Maybee an anatomically correct HF climbing doll would be popular for many on this bbs?

Post by **Spragwa** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 6:34 pm

I thought a Ken doll was an anatomically correct HF doll?

Post by **ynot** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 9:46 pm

That explains why Barbie dumped him for GI Joe.

Post by **Christian** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:30 pm

Hey I like myself because I cuss burp and fart and forget punctuation