Yeah I can see it now, I'm on the trail and minding my own business.
I come upon Spragwa and her entourage. Dakota rushes out to meet me. I say "HI,bitch!" . Dakota comes up wagging her tail and immediately goes for my nuts. I'm on the ground in a fetall position trying to save my posterity. Spragwa sprints to the scene and yells,"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PROVOKED HER!"
After the ambulance arrives and hauls off my dead half eaten corpse. Spragwa, giving her inteview with the local sherrif says, "I Don't Know what happened, she's never acted that way before."she says whith a look of surprise on her face.
About your dog.
LOL! Yeah, Muao Dib has it down. Give her a shove with your foot, it's the best way to show you're dominant.
JH: That's awesome. Funny story. My friend Sean is about 6'2" tall. He came in one day and was standing near the door. Dakota comes running in from the kitchen and lunges for his nads. She didn't get them but was actually lunging for a thread from his jeans that she thought would be fun to play with. I was freaking out thinking that she was trying to kill him. She just wanted to play.
JH: That's awesome. Funny story. My friend Sean is about 6'2" tall. He came in one day and was standing near the door. Dakota comes running in from the kitchen and lunges for his nads. She didn't get them but was actually lunging for a thread from his jeans that she thought would be fun to play with. I was freaking out thinking that she was trying to kill him. She just wanted to play.
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.
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Overhung wrote: I wonder what the RRGCC stance on this issue will be as it pertains to the Murray Purchase? Dogs? No Dogs?
At first I thought, "s**t, why in the hell do we always default to the RRGCC to referee these types of issues. However then I thought, what would be the pending litigation if a RRGCC member’s dog bit an oil worker?
Welcome to “land management”.
Also on another note: While doing some research I came across the following, and found it humorous:
RJ Secor quips when asked about the rating system:
Class 1: you fall, you're stupid.
Class 2: you fall, you break your arm.
Class 3: you fall, you break your leg.
Class 4: you fall, you are almost dead (i.e., you can't breath and move your arms, legs, and head).
Class 5: you fall, you are dead.
Quoting Tom Patey: "A solo climber: a man who falls alone. A roped team: climbers who fall together."
At first I thought, "s**t, why in the hell do we always default to the RRGCC to referee these types of issues. However then I thought, what would be the pending litigation if a RRGCC member’s dog bit an oil worker?
Welcome to “land management”.
Also on another note: While doing some research I came across the following, and found it humorous:
RJ Secor quips when asked about the rating system:
Class 1: you fall, you're stupid.
Class 2: you fall, you break your arm.
Class 3: you fall, you break your leg.
Class 4: you fall, you are almost dead (i.e., you can't breath and move your arms, legs, and head).
Class 5: you fall, you are dead.
Quoting Tom Patey: "A solo climber: a man who falls alone. A roped team: climbers who fall together."
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Go..there's nothing stopping you!overhung wrote:Well, l guess it won't matter much till the damn gates open up. Boy that sucks. I've never even been to the Southern Region and was planning to go this weekend.
ok now I understand..there are gates up now...shit that sucks
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