How do I stop being a Gumby?

[moloch415]

I've tried to be enlightened about this and not mind, but it irks me to see 'Gumby' posted under my name. At what point does that poop go away? To be clear, I'm no badass, but certainly no gumby.

[michaelarmand]

Engage in some heated political fights with other morons on this site. Worked for me.

[Rotarypwr345704]

Referring to Dr. Bob as Hitler worked for me. Gotta do something big to get Ray's attention and he'll give you a little shout out.
Just be careful what you wish for...

[krampus]

the topics these days are almost too tame to surpass gumbydome.

[clif]

i'm handing out free Viagra and kisses on trail day. join my team.

[KD]

You probably wont reach enlightenment by "trying..." Embrace your inner gumby and realize all else is illusion.

[whoneedsfeet]

I just trolled dustin enough to get my ghetto pass.

[moloch415]

cool. thanks guys. i was fully expecting a string of 'but you are a gumby' posts

[cramacam]

I've occasionally made some cheeky boob comments and the obligatory penis remark... I did troll ray once about drinking his sweat from his saturated shirt at the gym. None of these worked. (The sweat drink didn't make me much stronger either.)

[cramacam]

On second thought, that may have been Keith Urban's shirt.