By the USDA’s standards, living within a 300-mile radius of the RRG is local. By Bobby "Buck Wild" Grigsby’s standards, an indigenous Appalachian and four-wheel enthusiast, you’re a yankee. Before you act like a jackass and claim to be a “local”, think about how people in Slade and the much smaller surrounding area depend on tourism.
I recently saw a guy, claiming to be local, tell a tourist he could go home if he didn’t like that his lunch was being eaten by his unleashed dog—his justification was that he lived here (he owns a crag-side piece of property at Solar Collector I assume). The tourist and his climbing partner left the crag and probably the RRG to preach about how ignorant Kentuckians are. If you find the owner of a dog named Isabella, he should be punched in the nuts.
I’m a “local”
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Kentucky Sandwich Law clearly allows for dog/sandwich kerfuffles assuming ownership of an ATV and a sufficiently hyperbolic 'mountain' nickname.
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Re: I’m a “local”
I want to be your friendtbwilsonky wrote:Kentucky Sandwich Law clearly allows for dog/sandwich kerfuffles assuming ownership of an ATV and a sufficiently hyperbolic 'mountain' nickname.
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On the contrary. The owner should be commended (and the dog should be given choice marrow bones) for clearing out Solar Collector of useless trash, such as food-containing backpacks and tourists.kkschm wrote:By the USDA’s standards, living within a 300-mile radius of the RRG is local. By Bobby "Buck Wild" Grigsby’s standards, an indigenous Appalachian and four-wheel enthusiast, you’re a yankee. Before you act like a jackass and claim to be a “local”, think about how people in Slade and the much smaller surrounding area depend on tourism.
I recently saw a guy, claiming to be local, tell a tourist he could go home if he didn’t like that his lunch was being eaten by his unleashed dog—his justification was that he lived here (he owns a crag-side piece of property at Solar Collector I assume). The tourist and his climbing partner left the crag and probably the RRG to preach about how ignorant Kentuckians are. If you find the owner of a dog named Isabella, he should be punched in the nuts.
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Ouch! Do you have a dog named Isabella?
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Ouch! Do I look like an idiot who would name her dog Isabella, or go to Solar Collector on a weekend?kkschm wrote:Ouch! Do you have a dog named Isabella?
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1. MEGA BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNlena_chita wrote:Ouch! Do I look like an idiot who would name her dog Isabella, or go to Solar Collector on a weekend?kkschm wrote:Ouch! Do you have a dog named Isabella?
2. We're not sure what you look like... Show us your boobies!
I fell for the everyone-shut-up-and-ill-donate-money scheme. -Ray Ellington, guidebook gawd
My name is Sam Douglass and I love to pose for photo shoots holding on to a jug with only one hand (and no feet!) with my best friend Ian.
My name is Sam Douglass and I love to pose for photo shoots holding on to a jug with only one hand (and no feet!) with my best friend Ian.
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Talk about a dog off her leash