Dumb things climbers have said

[monty4355]

So, I walked into the gym the other day and this climber said "hey man, I'm moving to the red for the rest of the year". Weak right!

+1

[whoneedsfeet]

Paul you are such a punk ass. Jealously runs thru your veins.

[Cromper]

So, I walked into the gym the other day and this climber said "hey man, I'm moving to the red for the rest of the year". Weak right!

God, what a queer.

[businessprofessional]

Paul you are such a punk ass. Jealously runs thru your veins.

It is true that I seethe with envy...thanks for pointing out the obvious Feet.

[businessprofessional]

So, I walked into the gym the other day and this climber said "hey man, I'm moving to the red for the rest of the year". Weak right!

God, what a queer.

Oh, and i assume you are talking about Jimmy here!

[whoneedsfeet]

No he meant you ya queer. Hope to see you and your shirtless flub flail Tomm.

[steep4me]

At the base of my project...nervously rehearsing the crux moves before I start to climb.....A guy peers over the cliff at the top of the route and calls down, "Hey! Do y'all have to climb RIGHT THERE? 'Cause we were fixin' to rappel off these shuts."

[steep4me]

Watching some boy scouts climbing...the troop leader yells out to a struggling climber "Trust your hands!"

[steep4me]

Watching some boy scouts climbing...the troop leader yells out to a struggling climber "Trust your hands!"

[Andrew]

At the base of my project...nervously rehearsing the crux moves before I start to climb.....A guy peers over the cliff at the top of the route and calls down, "Hey! Do y'all have to climb RIGHT THERE? 'Cause we were fixin' to rappel off these shuts."

Can we get a little more to this story. How does this even happen? What route?