I miss my #2

Post by **Danny** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 6:32 am

So after 3 weeks I've overcome my denial that I've lost my #2 BD. I really miss it and cry several times a day wondering where it's at. I keep looking under the couch and bed and digging through all my plastic bins in the hopes that I was too drunk when I looked last time. Finally, I've accepted that I left it at a non sport crag in the eastern gorge. If you've found it please let me know that it has a good owner who will treat it nice and will never say take on it. It's the one with the red tape that may or may not be disernable except for little flakes of red clinging on for dear life.

Post by **loren** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 1:18 pm

Danny, that is so sad. I started crying half way through and wasn't even able to finish reading the post. Somebody bring him back his cam!

Post by **merrick** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:03 am

damn dude. that sux. maybe we can try some voodoo shit at the party and try to raise it from the dead and have it walk, zombie like, back to your rack.

course we will have to get good and drunk first before trying any voodoo shit.

Post by JB » Wed Oct 08, 2003 1:29 pm

That's the sadest thing I've ever heard... I know my #2 camalot is one of most cherished things... I love it more than wiked tribe's little sister's fine smootie-os.

Post by **Johnny** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 2:13 pm

Can't you see what's happening Danny Boy? Team Safety is takin' you out! First your loved ones, then you! Stop climbing all those obscure routes, changing your appearance, sending hard stuff, etc. We've already got a pit ready to dump your body in. I really wouldn't push it. If you go splorin' off in the boonies lookin' for our secret crags, you're toast!

Post by JB » Wed Oct 08, 2003 2:18 pm

Damn it's cool that Johnny has some competition for "craziest obscure trad wanker"... rock on Danny! Get that doughboy nervous that you'll send all his projects he's likely already forgotten.

Post by **tomdarch** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:14 pm

Wha? Eh? Some young whppersnapper is getting used to "loosing his #2"? Heh! I remember when I "lost my #2"! I was wierd for a while, but now I don't miss the time on the can at all! Don't be ashamed, kido - just keep your colostomy bag clean and you won't stink the place up. After a while you won't miss going #2 at all.

Now, missing my teeth, that's another matter. That reminds me of a time back in aught-2 ....

Post by **ynot** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 10:12 pm

Smootie-os?

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:41 am

danny, why would you miss a #2? if you're in a crack that size, that means you got some handjams, which are way better than #2 camalots.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 3:02 am

I have four #2's. I use them to set up anchors to repel from. I think that sport repeling is the way of the future.