Ondra Patrol

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bcombs
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Piggy's point (I think) is that in your scenario Tiger, Phelps and Federer are competing. I'm not going to walk up on stage at the climbing nationals and feel out the starting moves while they are competing. If Tiger visits a public course then yes, you could be in the foursome behind him. Haha, foursome behind him.

Carry on.
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Bahhaaahaaa, Tiger playing a public course that I could get on to. Now, it might happen once to someone, somewhere... but it sure as hell ain't common.

However, I can be climbing Loompa, while Ondra is onsighting Pure Imagination.

Plus, when he is done "competing" there are no special passes required to get with in a 1000 feet of the guy.

Different.
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Jeff
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I hear ya Ian and that's just how today was. Totally chill day, no ball cupping, just people enjoying being out climbing.
I was glad to see a major crusher enjoying Kentucky sandstone.
whoneedsfeet
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Maybe no ball cupping, but there sure as hell had to have been some tongue action on those boys.
Skipping cruxes is a way of life.
THB
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Next Level wrote:
climb2core wrote:Next time you see him, say "požívat"

Czech for pussy.
False.
Next Level, what do you know about the Czech language??

Let me tell you something... you don't know shit about the Czech language.

p.s. - Wanna hit up the skate park tomorrow or Saturday?
kafish2
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THB wrote:
Next Level wrote:
climb2core wrote:Next time you see him, say "požívat"

Czech for pussy.
False.
Next Level, what do you know about the Czech language??

Let me tell you something... you don't know shit about the Czech language.

p.s. - Wanna hit up the skate park tomorrow or Saturday?
Hows the new skate park?
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bcombs
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climb2core wrote:Bahhaaahaaa, Tiger playing a public course that I could get on to. Now, it might happen once to someone, somewhere... but it sure as hell ain't common.

However, I can be climbing Loompa, while Ondra is onsighting Pure Imagination.

Plus, when he is done "competing" there are no special passes required to get with in a 1000 feet of the guy.

Different.
You can play Bethpage Black for a mere $160 for 18 holes and a cart. Tiger played two practice rounds before the last tournament there.

While we're at it, you on Loompa while Ondra is on PI means about as much to him as I mean to Tiger yelling "Get in the hole" from the gallery after every shot. Among them but not of them.
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bcombs wrote:
climb2core wrote:Bahhaaahaaa, Tiger playing a public course that I could get on to. Now, it might happen once to someone, somewhere... but it sure as hell ain't common.

However, I can be climbing Loompa, while Ondra is onsighting Pure Imagination.

Plus, when he is done "competing" there are no special passes required to get with in a 1000 feet of the guy.

Different.
You can play Bethpage Black for a mere $160 for 18 holes and a cart. Tiger played two practice rounds before the last tournament there.

While we're at it, you on Loompa while Ondra is on PI means about as much to him as I mean to Tiger yelling "Get in the hole" from the gallery after every shot. Among them but not of them.

Yeah, that's about the equivalent of watching Tiger and playing golf on your iPhone....yeah, you're both playing golf, technically in the "same arena", but you aren't exactly "in the same arena".
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Playing golf on the same course as tiger woods is like fucking those got young blonde chicks. It doesn't happen because you have a good shot or you can pop out a well placed load, but because you have loads of fat stacks and you drive Rolls Royce . It doesn't get much more simple than that.
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:lol: I followed most of that and laughed while doing it.
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