Ondra Patrol

[tradotto]

http://vimeo.com/6048642 (A different) Self-proclaimed climbing wizard.

[stix]

ondra is climbing on omaha and passes my friend on 40. when asked how it was he responded "not so much interesting at all". "big jugs down low and not so much interesting up here."

[mssmith]

Ashima Shiraishi getting her picture taken next to ondra at Miguel's this morning. Eyeballs exploding everywhere. After, when he asked my buddy how to get to the motherload my face melted right off, fell right on the ground. He even picked it up and wore it for a while.

[tbwilsonky]

at least that is what he was yammering about after crushing the Lode. Fifer Scissors. Bicycles. Bringin' it. blah blah blah. he seriously wouldn't shut up about it.

[graniteclimber]

I'm embarrassed for you guys. I wonder if the Spanish teenagers stand around and go OMG SHARMA!!!

Then the guy floats one of your best routes and calls it a boring jug haul. Hey wait... you know who else did that? Sharma! And then you put him on the cover of the guide book.

Standing around gawking and just waiting for the chance to stuff your hands down his pants and cup his balls.

[Cromper]

I wish I could climb with Adam ondra for one day, then I could die happy.

[climb2core]

I resent you insinuating that we are teenagers.

[tbwilsonky]

I'm embarrassed for you guys. I wonder if the Spanish teenagers stand around and go OMG SHARMA!!!

Then the guy floats one of your best routes and calls it a boring jug haul. Hey wait... you know who else did that? Sharma! And then you put him on the cover of the guide book.

Standing around gawking and just waiting for the chance to stuff your hands down his pants and cup his balls.

i can't believe you wasted so much space getting to "cup his balls."

[camhead]

I'm embarrassed for you guys. I wonder if the Spanish teenagers stand around and go OMG SHARMA!!!

Then the guy floats one of your best routes and calls it a boring jug haul. Hey wait... you know who else did that? Sharma! And then you put him on the cover of the guide book.

Standing around gawking and just waiting for the chance to stuff your hands down his pants and cup his balls.

I believe that Sharma said "crimp ladder with no moves." Can't recall which route he was talking about, though.

This Ondra ball-cupping is pretty obnoxious, though.

[clif]

This Ondra ball-cupping is pretty obnoxious, though.

it's like he spent his own money to develop routes. or built a parking lot.