Rock Star report 2012

[doogievlg]

yea, really gag on that shit

[climb2core]

Sorry brahsky, didn't mean to alert the masses to your vision...

Back to DW, aside from suffering from the shameless spraylordship and sycophantic corporate pandering common to all "professional" climbers, overall he comes off as more of a C-grade, bush-league Sharma than a douchey dick. Quite the step down for poor deprived starfuckers like C2C from the youthful pink ebullience of Lady Sasha or that volatile prankster Sir Enzo.

Poor deprived starfucker, huh? Ok, whatever Dustin. Pretty sure it was you sprayin all over the place about hanging out with Enzo. Going on about his antics, or about how he used your rack to send Charlie.

Regardless, it will be interesting for me to see if he tears up the Red or if endurance comes into play as you surmise.

[dustonian]

You're so sensitive Ian! An exquisite tender flower. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, come back to me, sweetcheeks.

[climb2core]

You call me a poor deprived starfucker and I am not supposed to dish some back... pleeeeeez.

[dustonian]

Admit it, you spank it while looking at Sasha's Adidas ads...

[climb2core]

Wait, you don't?

[whoneedsfeet]

Screw Sasha I stole a new pic of cromper's mom in a swimsuit.

http://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress ... .jpg?w=544

[dustonian]

"Cromper's Mom" will be the name of the next heinous dirty offwidth I do...

[stix]

just for the record...yur lady sasha is as guilty as the rest of the pros. her "onsight" of omaha wouldn't be considered an onsight by any criteria of the word i'm familiar with. beyond the whole belaying her boyfriend at the time on the route previously she literally hung on the beach and yelled back and forth with her boyfriend, who has sent the route, exchanging beta for the sequence off the beach and then on to the chains. a far cry from what i assume katie's onsight to be considering it had to be one of the early ascents of the route with little chalk, etc, etc. i wasn't there for that one though, so who knows...

[clif]

i thought maybe you men could use a short intermission from hot blonds with fingers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUVCGsWhwHU