Rock Star report 2012

[camhead]

... I think a girdle traverse of the Motherlode will totally go.

You mean "Stain the Rocket Dog?" That route looks SICK!

[dustonian]

No even better... "One-Eyed Willy up the Scrambled Porn"... it's got Tiger's name all over it!!

[pumpout2004]

After recently climbing Crime Time, I think the route should be named "hard time" or even "hard time on the boat" since it is almost impossible to not climb all three of those routes at some point in the 80ft of climbing. And it sounds like you have a new friend dustin...

[whoneedsfeet]

Subtle spray plump? I mean pump.

[pumpout2004]

sure

[climb2core]

So all you guys that calling Woods lame... Is that because of reputation or because you know the guy and he was an arrogant dick to you? Not that I expect anyone to get excited because he is climbing in the Red, but I think it is cool to see people at the top end of the sport climbing in person.

[vertical1]

Let me step in and say that I first met him right after I moved to CO in 2007. I was barely climbing then, but met his father, who is a great guy, I might add. I didn't know who Daniel was I have encountered him since, several times at the climbing gyms here, and people like him give Boulder climbers a bad rap. I also know Carlo Traversi, and was dissapointed when he sent The Game V-whatever and downgraded it, saying he was not a V16 climber, and Daniel tried to say that the crux holds had been chipped bigger (which no one that was working it at the time will confirm). Carlo, taking the high road, and admitting that he has not climbed any confirmed V15's is not a V16 climber, and Daniel taking the low road saying that Carlo didn't send the same climb. All because it took Daniel a long time to get the FA, that he was certain it would be the hardest climb in the world.

[LABIALDROOP]

Search "Is Daniel Woods a dick" on google. Hit images. And the answer is quite clear...he is indeed a dick.

[tbwilsonky]

I hear TBone Wilson is working a sick buttdragging start to "Sluts are Cool"! Also I've worked some of the moves and I think a girdle traverse of the Motherlode will totally go.

yo. bro. if the "Sits Aren't Cool" proj gets snaked, then i'm totally defriending you on Facebook.

[dustonian]

Sorry brahsky, didn't mean to alert the masses to your vision...

Back to DW, aside from suffering from the shameless spraylordship and sycophantic corporate pandering common to all "professional" climbers, overall he comes off as more of a C-grade, bush-league Sharma than a douchey dick. Quite the step down for poor deprived starfuckers like C2C from the youthful pink ebullience of Lady Sasha or that volatile prankster Sir Enzo.