Rock Star report 2012

[climb2core]

Seems like quite a few crushers are heading to the Red this fall. Woods is gonna hang out for 6 weeks. Based upon his recent escapades I am guessing he will repeat every hard line in the gorge. Any open 9a/9a+ projects about this fall?

[Yasmeen]

Nous ne parlons pas le francais ici, Ian. Please use google translator when talking about grades.

[dustonian]

Woods is gonna hang out for 6 weeks.

I didn't know Tiger was getting into climbing now...

I hear TBone Wilson is working a sick buttdragging start to "Sluts are Cool"! Also I've worked some of the moves and I think a girdle traverse of the Motherlode will totally go.

[LABIALDROOP]

My cock is gonna hang out for six weeks. Any epic projects for him to... bust?

[dustonian]

Your crude, flavorless brand of "fratboy" humor is almost, but not quite a refreshing change of pace compared to the usual crude, "redneck"-type humor we usually suffer from around here.

[vertical1]

Woods will try to upgrade everything to pad his stats. If he does an FA, it will be, according to him, the hardest thing there is. But on the bright side, he and his entourage will be out of Boulder, so there is a positive side to all of this.

[dustonian]

He will probably dig the Jesus scene around here. I estimate his endurance will be up to snuff by mid-February or so.

[LABIALDROOP]

Careful dustonian. You keep talking nice to me and I might let you defile me.

[climb2core]

Mais Yasmeen,

Si je parle en français, je semble aime un "bad ass"

[MYDADPULLEDOUT]

Daniel woods! Omg he is the best!