new Rules to Live By

[kafish2]

I think I have a man crush on Der Uber

[pigsteak]

I think I have a man crush on Der Uber

Jeans at the crag will do that.

and remember der uber, I didn't 'come up with" any of these rules. they just are.

[Willy]

Blue jeans not cool? Cut the bottoms off up to about mid thigh and then they are the shizz!! Sent my first 5.12 in a pair of jorts that were soaked in brake fluid from using them to fix my vehicle after it broke down on the drive in. Willbilly Macgyver winning.

[sharon9999]

Wait,there's a clause I missed some where that if I soak my jeans in brake fluid then they aren't against the cool kids rules??I can so do that!My life has been restored!!!!I'll probably even use turn signals today!

[Crankmas]

Thats the spirit!!

[Willy]

The brake fluid isn't essential its just a sauce for the gourmet garments that are Jorts. Never hurts to practice safe lunch and use a condiment though

[Meadows]

5-running shoes are meant for, well....running.

Unless they are made by Nike.

[pigsteak]

5-running shoes are meant for, well....running.

Unless they are made by Nike.

superb;)

[CLIMBTRAD]

You should really add flip flops to the list.. they are gayer than the manpri..
After a day of walking the crag those little piggys look nasty. Just think of all the old poo and piss your stomping thue.. yuk

[pigsteak]

even sillier imo are these folks who bring flip flops to the crag just to have them in between burns....