QOTD

[ashtray]

"When you are fighting for your life, you can't be afraid to bite a man's nuts off"
- me, two nights ago talking about draws, the motherlode, etc. at Miguels.

[JR]

That is rich!!!

-My response, just now, to ashtray quoting himself.

[SCIN]

I think it's funny how you equated life to pre-hung quickdraws.

[toad857]

no shit! haha

[tbwilsonky]

the pressing issue here: why is anyone fighting naked men?

[tbwilsonky]

plus, if you've ever been in a real fight you would know that throwing your mouth onto someone's balls probably isn't going to work.

i'd beat you half to death before you could even get my fly unzipped.

[dustonian]

Perhaps he was referring to the traditional Greco-Roman style of wrestling..?

[toad857]

it's the only way to survive the big house. bite someone's balls off the first day, and no one will fuck with you

[blakeleathers]

then again that might backfire and make you a hot commodity too

[caribe]

"When you are fighting for your life, you can't be afraid to bite a man's nuts off"
- me, two nights ago talking about draws, the motherlode, etc. at Miguels.

Jeff, you could've cleaned this up a bit and obviated some of the objections below. I would like to move that we amend the statement to: "When you are fighting for your life, you can't be afraid to bite your opponent's junk off if given the chance." This opens the contest to humans and beasts of both genders, it preserves the original spirit of desperation, and junk (instead of eg. genitals) keeps colloquial vernacular in the statement. In this case tbwilsonky comes at you naked, with his knees turned outward and with his fly open.