What is your favorite route name?

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krampus
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Post by krampus »

I do like the routs named after zappa songs, the man was briliant.
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dhuff
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Nothing as it Seams

That's just one I named at the gym that went up a little artificial seam. I thought it was pretty clever.
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Jay
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Post by Jay »

gripster wrote: Also, I would like to hear where some of these awesome names originated from.
Orgasm/ Orgasm Direct
Weasels Ripped My Flesh- Devil's Lake, WI (my home crag!)


Edging Skills or Hospital Bills
Foaming at the Crotch- Yosemite, the second courtesy of Tucker Tech

Fistula
Semi-Automatic Chrome-Plated Enema Syringe-Boulder Canyon, CO

Whiskey for Breakfast -Rumbling Bald, NC

Also, check out this great thread on MountainProject:
http://mountainproject.com/v/general_cl ... 6144461__1
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Stairway To Freebird
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StephyG
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I second Lander! "Stairway to Freebird" ....so fitting a name for one of Terry's routes!
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Chicken Eruptus at Red Rocks
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Harder than your husband
Air ride equipped
Jedi mind trick
Super Dario
I'm a little teapot

Grab 'em in da biscuits (Maple Canyon)
Rode hard put up wet (Foster Falls)
Party Pooters (Mt Lemmon)
Hauling a big ego up a route adds at least a full grade.
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vertical1
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Re: What is your favorite route name?

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layback and enjoy it (new river gorge)
pump first pay later (red rocks)
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Ball Scratcher

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Alpine... to think, I could have just opted for anal sex and been done with it!
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"If You Don't Help Out, Get Out" - hopefully the next route put up in the Red.
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