Climbing Porn - What Gets you EXCITED?

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SCIN
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Climbing Porn - What Gets you EXCITED?

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I've found that my climbing porn standards have really gone up as more mutants arrive in the scene. I won't watch an interweb vid unless the following grades are showcased:

Bouldering V12 and up
Sport 5.14c and up
Trad 5.14 and up

Anything else just seems unexciting. I like my porn nice and freaky. Hardcore mutant shit. Your standards?
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Honestly... you get me excited.
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I don't like the vids that just showcase the sends straight up. I need to see all the failures and frustrations. The more failures, the more im into it. Especially if you send is chronicaled over 2 DVDs.
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One Summer- Bouldering in the Peak District. Still one of the best most succinct vids made.
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Painful falls, finger injuries, etc. If it Bleeds it leads.
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u mean like this?

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nothing is really doing it for me anymore. back in the day, climbing movies were few and far between, and everyone i saw really got me going! but now they are a dime a dozen, with new ones appearing on videoclimb.com and DPM daily! the only thing that does it for me these days are videos of climbs that i am familiar with, like some of Spencer's films from the RRG or the Obed. I would love to see some footage of some of the harder routes at Looking Glass, Rumbling Bald, Whitesides Mountain, and Laurel Knob though! Get on it Mr. Victory!
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Gripster, I think you and Dustonian should carpool to the Eeyore convention next month. Uh oh, my tail fell off.

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I get excited by just about any kind of rock climbing that is shot in a thoughtful way.
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I think I have only watched 2 or 3 climbing videos in my entire climbing career, and two of those were at rocktoberfests. Climbing porn has just never gotten me off. The red and my imagination are all I need to get going.
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