Dumb things climbers have said

[clif]

new comment on excalibur 35 years after the event.

NOT.

[KD]

somebody put up draws and biners on Twinkie

[ynot]

Funniest thing I ever overheard: Someone,I won't say who, borrowed a set of nuts for a trad route. Mid route with one in her mouth "your nuts taste funny!"

[gravitycoach]

Bunch of years back:

"Today I work ze moves .... tomorrow I come back and flash ze route"

[Rollo]

Bunch of years back:

"Today I work ze moves .... tomorrow I come back and flash ze route"

LOL! ....I gotta start doing that!

[kek-san]

Other than the really hard part the rest is merely formidable.

[slaps]

Yesterday from the Gold Coast parking lot... "do you know how to get to the Sore Heel Parking lot?" and "can we walk there from here?"

Whoopsy navigator!

[blakeleathers]

but i can climb 5.10 in the gym, this has to be harder.

[kato]

Tying my knot and racking up at the base of both a sport line and a trad line, a couple walks by and asks, "Are you bolting or belaying?"

[gripster]

"The 5.8+ should be easier than the 5.9"