Should loren shave his scraggly-ass beard?

Post by **andy_lemon** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 3:07 pm

A Hoosier with facial hair... It must smell like Coolwater Cologne, Cigarettes, and domestic beer. That's what my facial hair usually smells like.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 10:01 pm

he smells like pigs...in uniform of course.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 2:05 am

Funny you should mention that, Ho... he just purchased your fleece at the gear sale!

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 2:44 am

heh...it's a women's fleece. that's why i didn't want it. it fits weird.

Post by **tomdarch** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 3:47 am

Don't fear the flava sava! So what if dis loren cat is sportin tha backwoods pimpin style? Don't tha ladies appreciate that he's savorin tha residue?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 12:01 pm

Dang, Horatio, thanks for the donation. Loren is a god in that thing. I couldn't keep my hands off of him in it!

Post by **Christian** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 1:05 pm

mmm...residue....mmmmm

Post by **ynot** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 10:26 pm

"Who thinks loren should shave his scraggly ass beard"
You mean he has a beard on his butt ,too? thats just sick.

Post by **loren** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:18 pm

Yeah, I could tell it was the woman's style. That's why I liked it so much. I figured that if horatio could climb so well in women's clothing, then perhaps so could I. Plus, I'm gay.

And yes Ynot, I do have an ass beard. Doesn't everyone?

Post by **belaybag** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 5:15 pm

If loren shaves his beard he's gonna look like he's 6.

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Should loren shave his scraggly-ass beard?

Who thinks loren should shave his scraggly ass beard, buy some new clothes, and quit being such a P*ssy??