Dammit!!

[SikMonkey]

[Guest]

By the way Sandy, I meant no offense to you. It's not your fault that you are attracted to this loren dork. It seems that most women feel a natural attraction to hillbillies like loren. I've seen you around though and you are hot. Just know that you could do much better than that.

I think the only true measure of a man is how hard he is. How hard he climbs, rather. No, wait, is. No, climbs. Hmmmmmm...

what are you doing at my mother's house, freak?

[Spray Lord]

Here, I'll put her on and let her tell you herself.

Sandy, hey baby, SL's just over here doing a little bit of waxing. He's deffinately way better looking than that hillbilly loren you keep talking about. Don't waste your time with that fool Sandra. I can tell just from the way that you talk about him that he must be a big pussy. Well, say hi to the grandkids. kisses, mom

There you go Sandy, can't argue with mom.

[Guest]

if I suddenly started taking my mother's advice now I'm pretty sure the shock would kill her.

[Spray Lord]

Quick update. goodguy as dropped me a line and sais that he'll anti up and contribute two dollars to the "clean up that pussy hillbilly loren" fund. It turns out that he runs the local gym that loren frequents and is also tired of loren coming in, stinking the place up and drawing flies. Thanks goodguy! Keep the contributions coming folks.

As for you SikMonkey, no contributions for your cause yet. I'll keep you updated.

And Sandy, where is this loren pussy anyway and why does he not stick up for himself? Is he hiding under your skirt right now? What a bad motherfucker!

[Yasmeen]

screw you, Spray Lord, if I wasn't entangled I'd go for Loren AS IS! He IS a bad motherfucker. He told me so!

Hell yeah Sandy. I'm proud to say that I've held Loren Wood's rope. What a bad motherfucker!

[Spray Lord]

Held loren's rope huh? Was that while you were helping him stick-clip his way up a 5.2?

[leah]

for more photos of yasmeen NOT stickclipping, check out the trad album... she's a bad motherfucker.