easy 5.11a's

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No special creeds, translations, or manuals! In the original King James English language, just as Jesus spoke it!
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Brentucky wrote:Don't forget Slut Men, it's the best route ever bolted.
Don't think I've been on that climb, I'll have to check it out.
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camhead wrote:If... your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, "Let us go and worship other gods"
Does this happen to you often?
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kato wrote:
camhead wrote:If... your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, "Let us go and worship other gods"
Does this happen to you often?
Well, a friend of mine gave me a copy of "The God Delusion," so I bashed his head in with a chunk of Nuttal Sandstone, just to be safe.
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der uber wrote:
Brentucky wrote:Don't forget Slut Men, it's the best route ever bolted.
Don't think I've been on that climb, I'll have to check it out.
You may as well if you've climbed the rest, but I was totally joking. It's not the worst route ever, but it's more bad than good.
efil lanrete... i enjoy the sound, but in truth i find this seductively backward idea to be quite frightening
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Oh! Thanks for coming clean on that and not hosing me.

Hey speaking of 11's, have you notived that trad and sport grades don't seem the same? What's the deal with that?

And what's up with dogs at the crag? That's crazy right? Has anyone had an issue with that?

Is anyone getting psyched for fall?
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No problems with dogs, but this clown at the crag told me that his Gri-Gri was more safe than my ATC. What's the deal with that?
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bcombs wrote:No problems with dogs, but this clown at the crag told me that his Gri-Gri was more safe than my ATC. What's the deal with that?
that is actually true... but did you hear that the grigri2 is not as safe as a grigri because its smaller and might turn you gay?
camhead wrote:No special creeds, translations, or manuals! In the original King James English language, just as Jesus spoke it!
yeah, pretty sure Jesus didn't speak english.
And on the third day, God created the Red River Gorge(by conjecture), and he saw that it was good.
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Psssshhhhh

Jesus totally spoke English, and was white, and European.
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Post by dhuff »

..and could tell you all the best .11a's in the gorge.
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