Jesus rules. I love God. I like Moses and Noah. He had animals. Like a zoo.
You all suck though. Especially Horatio, because his name is stupid. And SCIN because he runs this stupid site. And Artsay because she lives with him. And Gretchen because shes from Cincinnati. And bberlier because he married her. And Lynne because you can't tell if shes hot because she put up a fake picture. And Wes because hes a bum now. And Chuck because he lives in Georgia. And Merrick because he talked black in his "location"......i.e....."west siiiiide". Jesus. And Captain Static because hes from somewhere over "Yonder". And me. No, not me. Because I love God.
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
-Tyler Durden
I'm gonna ban your ass like I did to Huggybone you punk!
I know you don't love Jesus. Know why? Cuz I saw you eating cereal beowch. Jesus don't eat cereal.
The longer people climb,the more warped thier sense of humor.Must have something to do with addiction.It's even happening to me,and I'm powerless to stop it.It's like being sucked into a tornado.
God grant me the serenity to accept the climbing bums I cannot change, the wisdom to spot a spraylord.and the sense to know the difference.
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney
What are you OW, born again? You can't lay low for a year and then just come on here and flame everyone! You'll get lynched, or worse, banned by the moderators!
Hey OW Jesus freak! Why don't you float your heavenly self down to Lexington and come get your climbing shoe out of SCIN's Saten mobile! If I take your shoe to the crag thinking it's mine one more time I'm going to nail it to a damn tree and leave you to your saintly ways to find the damn thing!
