Jokes and jokes and jokes

Post by **bcrock** » Fri May 07, 2010 5:37 pm

krampus wrote:and sometimes when there was nothing, I was actually able to create the energy but the time was so short I always got the look from her.

black hole
this is some deep shit

Post by **jordancolburn** » Fri May 07, 2010 5:59 pm

continuing with the nerd theme:
Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive."

Post by **schwagpad** » Fri May 07, 2010 8:37 pm

krampus wrote:
schwagpad wrote:Nerd joke:

Why are quantum physicists bad in bed?

Because when they're in the right position they just can't get the momentum right, and when they finally find the right momentum they're in the wrong position again.

(Krampus know's what I'm talking about.)
yeah, I broke up with a girl once cus when I had the energy I didn't have the time and when I had the time I just didn't have energy

Ha that makes the joke way better (and the life of a physicist way worse).

Post by **schwagpad** » Fri May 07, 2010 8:39 pm

Zen master walks up to the hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything".

Post by **anticlmber** » Sat May 08, 2010 12:34 am

ha! now THAT'S comedy

wiseman once said, "i've never been wrong, i thought i was once, but it turned out i was right.

Post by **Jeff** » Sat May 08, 2010 11:22 am

Confusious say: Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.

Post by **truello** » Sun May 09, 2010 8:52 pm

Confusius says: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.

Post by JB » Mon May 10, 2010 8:27 pm

a neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "how much for a beer?"

"for you... no charge!"

Post by **schwagpad** » Tue May 11, 2010 12:19 am

doh. Alright geekwads, enough with the electro-puns.

Post by **bcombs** » Tue May 11, 2010 1:05 am

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They would just configure darkness as the new industry standard.